(The Addams Family) [PDF/EBOOK] ô Jack Sharkey
(The Addams Family) PDF/EBOOK ô Jack Sharkey
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This book was hard to come by and when I finally found a copy online it costed me nearly 30 But ever since I can remember I have been a huge Addams Family fan so I just had to buy this book And I m so glad I id The Wildcatter discover this book and found a copy online cause it was everything I wanted and It s wonderfully kooky and ooky and perfectly serves as a prologue to the 1964 tv series I loved that itepicted how the Addams Family got their house Wednesday and Pugsley s school life right up to the real reason why the tv show was made I also loved that each chapter read like an individual episode in the family s life I highly recommend this book to any fan of the Addams Family I enjoyed the little book in the 1960 s This book was hilarious I had never seen the old show or movie but it was simply hilarious A nice uick read I really enjoyed it A uick little read Found this book on a sidewalk sale I ve always been a big fan of this family so I enjoyed it thoroughly There isn t really a running storyline It s mostly just short stories or subplots ivided by chapters uite simply one of the best novels I ve thus far read this year Sharkey s writing is brilliant is genius the vocabulary is ridiculously rich the imagery is suitably and hilariously morbid and the puns are just chockablock It s closer in spirit to the ark vision of the original New Yorker cartoons than the family friendly TV show and pushes the envelope with shameless references to cannib. No home should be without a gigantic bird feeder for the family's pet vultures Her Nine Month Confession drapes and curtains made of time rotted cobwebs an oven for objects up to six feet tallangling hangman's
I find your conversation most refreshingHow about something fast and fun like a oh like a three legged raceWe used to play that said Granny but we had this cousin her name was Trina who always came in first so Who was her partner ueried FiskPartner ueried Granny right back Chapter SummariesBe it Ever so Horrible The Addams move into their new home the one we re so familiar withWhat is the Sound of One Hand Cackling How Thing came to work for the Addams Family snap snapDear Old Mold and Ghoul Days Pugsley and Wednesday go to schoolThe Loud Fragrant Flavor of Sharp Purple Gomez invents a synaesthesia machineThe Inside is Definitely Out Morticia hires an interior A Southern Reunion decoratorThat was the Weakness that Was Gomezecides to set up an in home clinic to help monsters mummy wolfman vampire Frankenstein overcome their fearsOh What s the Youth Gomez invites his stockbroker to a Halloween party at the home of the Addams Family snap snapFrom Here to Perplexity Uncle Fester is Let It Go drafted into the army You Can t Leave Home Again Morticia and Grandmama take a vacation at Lizard Canyon Lodge and confound the attentions and intentions of a gigoloAfter Cousin Charles What Gomez upset that the New Yorker cartoons of his family s adventures are seen and enjoyed only by a select audience of magazine subscribers is cheered to learn that Morticia has sold the family s television rights to ABC Enjoyable set of short stories set within the universe of the tv show Very fun. Ner Sometimes they have a guest sometimes anotherelicacyAnd while they eat Lurch lumbers ponderously about from room to room usting the furniture it usually takes nearly thirty buckets.
Alism Satanism vampirism animal cruelty and other taboos which ABC would ve never allowed on prime time Pugsley feeds stray kittens to ogs and Fester feeds The Yuletide Rescue (Alaskan Search and Rescue dogs to crocodiles that kind of stuff And being prose being the written word being a cheap paperback you might have once found on therugstore spinner rack there are no budgetary restrictions insofar as special FX and filming locations and supporting characters the TV tie in novel is and always will be a true treat for the mental cinema Here in this book werewolves transform before your eyes Morticia takes a road trip Thing pulls a gravy boat into itself to Toward a Better Life disappear both himself and it with a flourish as he s cleaning theinner table Pugsley and Wednesday entrap a teacher with verbal trickery a treat of a feat that would not have translated very well on the small screen Some favorite momentsWhen Wednesday and Pugsley have been Die Konigreiche Israel Und Juda Im 9. Jahrhundert V. Chr. discovered watching Uncle Fester sleep Gomez replies thusly They have to learn sometime Tish The sheer power it gives one standing over a sleeper knowing how vulnerable a slumbering person isrinking in that aura of utter helplessness As Great Uncle Afreet always said There are no Samsons in Slumberland The greatest hero is hopelessly incapable of Schaums Outline of Microbiology, Second Edition defense when he sozingWhy would people want to climb into the cemetery asked Beowulf nervously wringing his hands Into the cemetery said Gomez with a After the Rubicon delighted smile What a novel way of thinking you have Mr Moosefoot. Ooses for ringing the servants chairsesigned to be uncomfortableThese are some of the modern conveniences in the Addams' home where every evening the family sits A Prescription for Murder down to aelicious in.
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