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This is simply a collection of several bits from Jerry Seinfeld s comic notebook Most fans of the TV show Seinfeld or of Seinfeld s stand up act will recognize these bits That oesn t make them any less funny This is one of the only books I have ever laughed at while reading it In my mind I could hear Jerry s voice saying these bits and it was like my own personal Jerry Seinfeld stand up act I loved Seinfeld s show so much I love his sense of humor the way it s sassy and offensive and hilarious and while I appreciated hi This is so Chore Whore dated and kind of terrible because of it I received it as a joke Christmas present over aecade ago and figured I The Forgotten Man Graphic Edition d knock it out As Zack pointed out it s a uniue kind of book that heoesn t see much of any slim light content if published today might just be a series of blogs belongs in a bathroom at best Let me preface this review by saying that I think Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious I have watched Seinfeld episodes by the gallon and never seem to tire of them And I always watch the comedy segment at the end because he is so clever and everyone seems to be having such a good timeHowever something about his humor style translates very poorly to a book I The Female of the Species don t know what it is But I read the entire thing front to back and counted one uiet chuckle and two smirks Seinfeld acknowledges this shortcoming himself in the introduction reminding the reader that he hasone his part to make the comedy and the rest is up to you Jerry Seriously You put your comedy sketches in a book word for word and you expect us to expend actual effort to make them funny That s absurd I Witch Week (Chrestomanci, don t read comedy for mental excercise I read it because it s funny There are lots of authors who can make me laugh by reading Scott Adams and John Hodgman come to mind The book gets two stars Jerry gets one star But I m not going to uit watching him on TV For me this book was an inbetweener It helped lighten the load between Hawking s A Brief History Of Time and an anthology of existentialist thought titled Existentialism And lighten the load itid I read just a couple pages each time I came to it and put it Memory Boot Camp down with a cheerful and breathable outlookEveryone knows Seinfeld s humor if youon t I London Calling don t want to know you anysimple as thatjust leave He cracks jokes about everyday things that we take for granted and helps us see the absurdity of what we accept as normality and common sense A running joke on his sitcom Seinfeld is that it is a show about nothing the irony being that it is about everything little that happens in our lives and not any one big happening His plots never go. Em O melhor livro sobre nada Seinfeld conta tudo sobre canibais sorvete penteadose papagaio contorno Orchard Valley Grooms de cadáveresecores e sapatos super homem pedaços grandes Croma Venture: The Spiral Wars, Book 5 de pão comportamentos básicos em encontros emergências sexuais puxa puxa sobrancelhase.
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T buying it wrapped in a book form 35 starsI love Jerry Seinfeld s comedy and of course I loved Seinfeld the show I know there are some people out there who have no chemistry with the show s humor but I m one of those it fits perfectly I went into this book wondering if it was a musing on life or a mini bio but found it was none of this It s SeinLanguage pieces of Seinfeld s comedy written on page rather than acted on stageThe humor is good it works he writes well but it Rancher Daddy (Saddlers Prairie, d be better to sit and watch him perform It s identical in format to his stand up comedy pieces These are funnier to see him state and pause and motion his hands and face expressions rather than read Humor in text can be hard stuff to get acrossDivided into Freeway of Love funny stuff on relationships Personal Mainten I had some good laughs but not as I could have had if Seinfeld itself would read it I like it it was funny and easy It can mske somebody say Of course is better to watch him But if you are travelling and you want to pass a good time this is a good reading It s hard to The Tycoons Very Personal Assistant describe this one as a book You know those few minutes at the beginning and at the end of the Seinfeld Sitcom shows when Jerry gives some Stand Up Comedy sketches This book is just a collection of those sketches People who like the show like me may find it nice to read those sketches and keep the book on their shelves and treat it as a some kind of written video tape where they can play the sketches back in their minds whenever they want to watch them again There s nooubt that as a stand up comedian Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious His material is fantastic and his television show is one of the best of all time This book is meant to capture his stand up in writing in the form of what is essentially a collection of short jokes Because of this the book is a very fast read and is easy to pick back up on after being set One Girl One Dream down I love Seinfeld However without his signatureelivery style his material however hilarious it may be just oesn t feel right In the introduction Seinfeld encourages readers to imagine the inflection and pauses as though he was performing it right in front of them Although this is fun to o in the end the reader The Conquerors Lady / The Mercenarys Bride / His Enemys Daughter does not forget that they are reading a book rather than attending a stand up show Don t get me wrong the jokes are extremely clever His observations are easy to relate to and read I chuckled in uite a few spots and I would still recommend this book to any one of my friends Juston t expect the full Seinfeld experience because without him telling you the jokes himself they just aren t complete. Ivos Broken Prophecy de segurança para casamentos salae esperam todos os biscoitos bonecos tarados The Dangerous Debutante (Romney Marsh, de ventrílouo roupase banho Surrender My Heart (Harts in Love, do papai moda futurista sexo paterno tornozelos brancos passeiose pônei educação física escotismo comida The Wedding Challenge (The Matchmaker de avião sobrase sabonet.
Anywhere in the strict sense of narrative progress but they explore the everywhere and find in it the irony and wonder of being I truly believe we all need this sense of the hilarious mundane Reading his jokes helps me even if for a moment not to be so consumed with restlessly prodding along the cosmic epic of my life and to embrace the moment by moment joy and laughter that I can experience if I just open up my eyes Not that Seinfeld s humor always celebrates beauty and love it also rejoices in the madness and Quadruplets On The Doorstep destruction of the idiot and that is funny too no Whooesn t at least inwardly jump at a chance to call someone stupid especially when that someone is us and I think this urge helps us better Luke define the boundaries of what we consider practicalimpractical or wiseunwise The margins of our sanity can be a frightening zone to explore but cognitively scoping out these borders can keep us from wondering too close ineed Thus comedy is a safety valve of sorts allowing us to test the waters of The Hero Next Door (Lighthouse Lane danger in theory not reality That s why I like to say humor is softanger or soft fear Humor is fear on weed And that statement is weed on weedAnd now for a few examples from the book that had me rolling I couldn t be a maid I wouldn t have a good attitude If I was a maid at someone s house I A Bride For A Blue-Ribbon Cowboy d find them wherever they were in the house Oh I suppose you couldn to thisNo no The Witnesses (Lancaster Burning don t get up let me clean up your filthNo you couldn tust that s just too tough isn t it Don t even try to help me You rest Save your energy so you can turn this place back into a filthy stinking hole when I leave Of course we all try and save time Cutting corners little short cuts But no matter how much time you save at the end of your life there s no extra time saved up You ll be going What o you mean there s no time I had a microwave oven Velcro sneakers a clip on tie Where is that time But there isn t any So I was on this plane where it was this flight attendant s first ay on the job but they idn t have a uniform for her yet And that really makes a big ifference I mean now it s just some regular person coming over to you going Would you mind bringing your seatback all the way up I turned around Who the hell are you And then she goes Well I m the flight attendant Oh yeah Then I m the pilot Why The Best Revenge (Redstone, Incorporated don t you sitown I m about to bring her in There s a reason why it s called stand up comedy because when you sit Ranchers Perfect Baby Rescue down and try to read it it s not as funny as when you hear itBTW I m a huge fan of Seinfeld and Jerry himself so my review s just OK not because Ion t get his sense of humour I Silent Confessions do but I m no. Siguais empregadas mulheres em matadouros bolsos no paletóe pijama macacos no espaço cabelo na manhã seguinte relacionamentos mussarela sanduíches A Texas Holiday Miracle de atume aeroporto cartões 74 Seaside Avenue de congratulações em branco sinais para camisinhas Ginsu 2000isposit.
Jerome Allen Jerry Seinfeld born April 29 1954 is an American comedian actor and writer whose style is often described as observational comedy He is best known for playing a semi fictional version of himself in the situation comedy Seinfeld 1989 1998 which he co created helped write and in the show's final two seasons executive produced In his first major foray back into the media